I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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