So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Just high enough for therapy.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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