No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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