no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
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pedialite and red bull = repair kit
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
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