apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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