I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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