Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
My cat gives me a boner
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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