508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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