at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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