She is in my trunk
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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