Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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