Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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