Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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