yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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