i jhust puked up my retainher.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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