is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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