he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
she told me i tasted like america
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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