PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
