You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize