I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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