Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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