Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
He called his prostate his "boner button".
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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