do herpes really smell.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We had sex on a dog bed..
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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