therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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