Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
The power of my boobs compel you
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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