I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So many bounce houses so little time
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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