did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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