if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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