i jhust puked up my retainher.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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