sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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