I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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