I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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