Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
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I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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