we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
