I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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