Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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