So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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