You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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