windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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