you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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