I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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