just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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