I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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