i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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