im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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