And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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