i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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