I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Just puked most of my soul out..
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