whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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