There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
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The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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