David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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