Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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